Happily Ever After

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after.

She went shopping, dancing, drank whole bottles of wine, chatted for hours on the phone to friends, always had a clean house, watched chick flicks without feeling guilty, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, didn't have to pay for dual view tv, travelled more, had a career, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, owned every remote control in the house, never wore friggin lacy lingerie that went up her a***, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time!



THE END
♥No offense to those happily married girls...☺

The Modern Day Fairytale

Once upon a time in a land far away,a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped onto the princess' lap and said: "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frogs' legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't f***in think so.

Once Upon A Time....

Once upon a time there was a Library Shelving Goddess. Her books were her loyal subjects that were happy to be put in their correct place, kept tidy and mostly dust free.
Unfortunately this (royal pain in the....er) goddess is about to be vaporized into cyberspace. Will her loyal subjects revolt and be constantly on search or will they bow to their new keeper.
Will the goddess become mere mortal or find a new throne....sorry there is no Happy Ever After just unanswered questions...stay tuned.